My Alien Romance

 

By an alien

I was abducted

just the other day.

 

Miles and miles

above the earth

it took me there to play.

 

What protest could

I render,

What protest could

I make?

 

It couldn't understand

me; surely

this was a big mistake.

 

It stripped me

all but naked,

For it I beared

it all;

 

It probed  inside

and out me,

Looking for what

I can't recall.

 

It caressed me

then addressed me;

It kissed

my feet and head.

 

The awful dead-fish

smell, left me

in an awful fearful dread.

 

The next morning
I awoke

safe and sound within my bed;

 

No sweet sugarplums

or gentle fairies

danced inside my head.

 

I thought it all

a dream at first;

 then upon my left hand;

 

There in great surprise 

I spied

A golden wedding band.

 

Attempting to get  up

I felt

an awful, awful pain;

 

Coming from my backside,

and upon

my sheets there was a stain.

 

Surely, it was

a nightmare-

from a hellish double-feature;

 

Then from the bathroom

it appeared-

a reptilian-fishy creature.

 

I was married to

an alien, surely

not a dream come true.

 

This abducted man was bound by 

galactic contract-

legal, through and through.

 

Besides all that

I'm expecting  junior-

it will to be born most any day.

 

Then me and my misses

or...mister,

and junior will fly away.

 

 

 

 D.M.W. January 7, 2013